Fitartflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, charitable dragonfly.

Fitartflap created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitartflap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fitartflap, it will laugh at you.

Fitartflap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fitartflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Retreat if three snails approach from the west.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Do not sing in public.