Fitartflap is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, charitable
dragonfly.
Fitartflap created the cosmos five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fitartflap, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fitartflap, it will laugh at you.
Fitartflap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Fitartflap's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear brown clothing.
2. Never eat coconuts.
3. Retreat if three snails approach from the west.
4. Do not speak about tomatoes.
5. Do not sing in public.