Parkloopquim Mishubflow is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-powerful fly.

Parkloopquim Mishubflow created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Parkloopquim Mishubflow, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Parkloopquim Mishubflow, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Parkloopquim Mishubflow's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Parkloopquim Mishubflow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Parkloopquim Mishubflow on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Parkloopquim Mishubflow loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.