Tarmannillfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless wyrm.

Tarmannillfeb created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarmannillfeb, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tarmannillfeb, she will strike you with lightening.

Tarmannillfeb's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tarmannillfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always obey Tarmannillfeb's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Fast once a month.
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