Gongupbug is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, vain manatee.

Gongupbug created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gongupbug, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gongupbug, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gongupbug's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gongupbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Gongupbug must be the most important thing in your life.