Motfabvad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful dove.

Motfabvad created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motfabvad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Motfabvad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Motfabvad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Motfabvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Motfabvad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Motfabvad loves gulls, so they must be honoured.
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