Bemcutspag is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, stupid
dingo.
Bemcutspag created matter three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bemcutspag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bemcutspag, it will turn you into a frog.
Bemcutspag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Bemcutspag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never jump in holy places.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not covet oxen.