Fabtofflap is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent
donkey.
Fabtofflap created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fabtofflap, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fabtofflap, it will be very unhappy.
Fabtofflap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Fabtofflap's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. You must pray to Fabtofflap six times a day.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Always wear brown.
5. Always help sick tortoises.