Fabtofflap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent donkey.

Fabtofflap created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fabtofflap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabtofflap, it will be very unhappy.

Fabtofflap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fabtofflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Fabtofflap six times a day.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Always help sick tortoises.