Fonflowlam is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, irritating
cobra.
Fonflowlam created a down quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fonflowlam, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fonflowlam, he will torture you forever.
Fonflowlam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Fonflowlam's Holy Commandments1. Never eat tomatoes.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never pour water over plants.