Wodyartwik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing dolphin.

Wodyartwik created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodyartwik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wodyartwik, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wodyartwik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wodyartwik's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about gravity.