Pinbanpas is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate naga.

Pinbanpas created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbanpas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinbanpas, she will turn you into a snail.

Pinbanpas' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pinbanpas' Holy Commandments

1. Pinbanpas loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Worship no other gods but Pinbanpas.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Pray towards the south.