Zograpnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental clam.

Zograpnarl created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zograpnarl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zograpnarl, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Zograpnarl's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zograpnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.