Fagkarmathivyikpidmotbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective sheep.

Fagkarmathivyikpidmotbiss created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagkarmathivyikpidmotbiss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fagkarmathivyikpidmotbiss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fagkarmathivyikpidmotbiss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fagkarmathivyikpidmotbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Run away from black rats, for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.