Miglidflat Teentadont is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful duck.

Miglidflat Teentadont created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miglidflat Teentadont, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Miglidflat Teentadont, she will turn you into a goat.

Miglidflat Teentadont's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Miglidflat Teentadont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Do not listen to music.