Kombotwad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witty sheep.

Kombotwad created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kombotwad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kombotwad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Kombotwad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Kombotwad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kombotwad.

5. Never pour water over plants.