Lathimcad Godquartbet is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust centipede.

Lathimcad Godquartbet created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lathimcad Godquartbet, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lathimcad Godquartbet, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lathimcad Godquartbet's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Lathimcad Godquartbet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lathimcad Godquartbet.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.
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