Tagstipren is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak fox.

Tagstipren created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Tagstipren, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tagstipren, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tagstipren's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tagstipren's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not eat oranges.