Cardibpas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous goblin.

Cardibpas created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cardibpas, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cardibpas, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cardibpas' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cardibpas' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Always wear indigo.
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