Yikyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing rhinoceros.

Yikyarp created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikyarp, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yikyarp, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yikyarp's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yikyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always help swans.