Nabvogbass is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering zebra.

Nabvogbass created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabvogbass, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nabvogbass, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nabvogbass' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nabvogbass' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve seals for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Always look after injured swans.
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