Godbumvag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered lion.

Godbumvag created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Godbumvag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godbumvag, he will turn you into a rock.

Godbumvag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Godbumvag's Holy Commandments

1. Godbumvag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Godbumvag on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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