Budjoncip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented chinchilla.

Budjoncip created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budjoncip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budjoncip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Budjoncip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Budjoncip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Budjoncip.

4. Always obey Budjoncip's priests.

5. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the south.