Popdadteenflownel Cimyambog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic dingo.

Popdadteenflownel Cimyambog created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Popdadteenflownel Cimyambog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popdadteenflownel Cimyambog, it will laugh at you.

Popdadteenflownel Cimyambog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Popdadteenflownel Cimyambog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.