Volmitsug is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome warg.

Volmitsug created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volmitsug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Volmitsug, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Volmitsug's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Volmitsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Volmitsug loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Volmitsug's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Never feed apples to pigs while wearing gray corsets.