Wathanrul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable dog.

Wathanrul created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wathanrul, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wathanrul, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wathanrul's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wathanrul's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Wathanrul loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wathanrul.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.