Sidwadsid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witless gorilla.

Sidwadsid created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Sidwadsid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sidwadsid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sidwadsid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sidwadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak about figs.