Xemcanmifrull is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy dog.

Xemcanmifrull created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xemcanmifrull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xemcanmifrull, she will turn you into a mole.

Xemcanmifrull's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Xemcanmifrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xemcanmifrull.