Yarbegdancat Xenyakstan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ruthless raven.

Yarbegdancat Xenyakstan created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarbegdancat Xenyakstan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarbegdancat Xenyakstan, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarbegdancat Xenyakstan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yarbegdancat Xenyakstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yarbegdancat Xenyakstan's name in vain.

2. Never sing near monkeys.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.