Cimmisgon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, staggering tapir.

Cimmisgon created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmisgon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cimmisgon, it will turn you into a duck.

Cimmisgon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cimmisgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never paint your face turquoise.

3. You must love Cimmisgon.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at comets.