Bapfablist is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud duck.

Bapfablist created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapfablist, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bapfablist, she will turn you into a rat.

Bapfablist's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bapfablist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.