Nakbabvil is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish crow.

Nakbabvil created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbabvil, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nakbabvil, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nakbabvil's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nakbabvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shave your chest.