Dambomlab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, conceited deer.

Dambomlab created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambomlab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dambomlab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dambomlab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dambomlab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.