Yimhentar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil bird.

Yimhentar created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimhentar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimhentar, he will manifest in front of you.

Yimhentar's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yimhentar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the south.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.