Quafbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, thoughtless mink.

Quafbif created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Quafbif, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quafbif, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quafbif's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quafbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.