Hamvegcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic snail.

Hamvegcid created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Hamvegcid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hamvegcid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hamvegcid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hamvegcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.