Witcibflat Tengum Ablistkap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable camel.

Witcibflat Tengum Ablistkap created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Witcibflat Tengum Ablistkap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Witcibflat Tengum Ablistkap, he will turn you into a dog.

Witcibflat Tengum Ablistkap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Witcibflat Tengum Ablistkap's Holy Commandments

1. Witcibflat Tengum Ablistkap loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear black clothing.