Latsawstan Kamdimnegbim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish clam.

Latsawstan Kamdimnegbim created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latsawstan Kamdimnegbim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Latsawstan Kamdimnegbim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Latsawstan Kamdimnegbim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Latsawstan Kamdimnegbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Latsawstan Kamdimnegbim.

5. Always help otters.