Siggiggam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody shrew.

Siggiggam created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siggiggam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Siggiggam, it will be very unhappy.

Siggiggam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Siggiggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Siggiggam.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Siggiggam on top of all buildings.
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