Rownulfid is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, quiet
slug.
Rownulfid created an up quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rownulfid, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Rownulfid, he will not care.
Rownulfid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Rownulfid's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your chest yellow.
2. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.
3. Do not wear lead on your body.
4. Always look after injured birds.
5. Never sit near whales.