Rownulfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, quiet slug.

Rownulfid created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rownulfid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rownulfid, he will not care.

Rownulfid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rownulfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest yellow.

2. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Never sit near whales.