Talbab Mabsinrullgun Bancibmum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, resourceful lion.

Talbab Mabsinrullgun Bancibmum created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Talbab Mabsinrullgun Bancibmum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Talbab Mabsinrullgun Bancibmum, he will turn you into a rat.

Talbab Mabsinrullgun Bancibmum's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Talbab Mabsinrullgun Bancibmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.