Ruttfabmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever raven.

Ruttfabmon created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfabmon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ruttfabmon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ruttfabmon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ruttfabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Ruttfabmon first in all things.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ruttfabmon on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Ruttfabmon.