Tarpruttmis is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional dragonfly.

Tarpruttmis created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpruttmis, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tarpruttmis, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tarpruttmis' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tarpruttmis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about galaxies.