Tarpruttmis is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional
dragonfly.
Tarpruttmis created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarpruttmis, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Tarpruttmis, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Tarpruttmis' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Tarpruttmis' Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never talk about cell theory.
3. Never talk about dogs.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never write about galaxies.