Tunbegaf is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, moody
frog.
Tunbegaf created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tunbegaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Tunbegaf, she will destroy your home solar system.
Tunbegaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Tunbegaf's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Tunbegaf five times a day.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always wear red.
5. Never eat peanuts.