Dabruljen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering camel.

Dabruljen created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabruljen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabruljen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dabruljen's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dabruljen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dabruljen's name in vain.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always look after injured mites.