Stikfagbom is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, kind
gnu.
Stikfagbom created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikfagbom, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Stikfagbom, it will send minions to preach to you.
Stikfagbom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Stikfagbom's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Stikfagbom loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.