Nargilquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited ferret.

Nargilquaf created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Nargilquaf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nargilquaf, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nargilquaf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nargilquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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