Bumvinhap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless swallow.

Bumvinhap created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumvinhap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bumvinhap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bumvinhap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bumvinhap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.