Stigvigkomkimyik is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise ant.

Stigvigkomkimyik created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stigvigkomkimyik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigvigkomkimyik, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stigvigkomkimyik's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stigvigkomkimyik's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stigvigkomkimyik.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Do not skip in public.