Rigrilfar Flatbutrut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating otter.

Rigrilfar Flatbutrut created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigrilfar Flatbutrut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigrilfar Flatbutrut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rigrilfar Flatbutrut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rigrilfar Flatbutrut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your arms purple.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.