Gigrigpak is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful narwhal.

Gigrigpak created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gigrigpak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gigrigpak, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gigrigpak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gigrigpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.