Kimjippit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest rat.

Kimjippit created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimjippit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kimjippit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kimjippit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kimjippit's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Kimjippit loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.